Much Ado About Ebuka’s Agbada

So Nigeria’s favorite couple Banky W and Adesua had their wedding party over the weekend and it was just fun to see all the “Awwwwww’s” and love emojis in the comments section anywhere their picture was posted on social media. It was great to see the outpouring of love . But , we are not here to discuss the couple interestingly.

I’m just here to give y’all a public service announcement guys. I know anybody who has a major event happening this end of year obviously plans to visit the tailor very soon.

I’m sure perhaps you saw Ebuka’s glorious Agbada and saved that picture just to show your tailor with the words “Shebi you see that Agbada wey Ebuka wear make sure make you sew am like that exactly“.

 

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I will just recite these famous words to you “O ti gba penalty lo throwing“.

You know it takes a lot for the desired results and the actual results to look the same right?  I’m not being a hater just hear me out. I feel there is just a lot that goes into duplicating a particular design and a lot of us fail to take the same steps. I made a list of these important steps. A small list.

Please read carefully.

  • The fabric texture of the original and the duplicate must be the same. You can’t expect to use inferior fabric and achieve the same result.
  • The level of expertise of both tailors must be at par . This is very important beloved.
  • Pay the tailor well , if you’re willing to get the the same level of impeccable work , you gotta motivate your tailor well. Stop haggling with your tailor like you want to buy crayfish.
  • If you want to bypass all this hassle and heart ache just get the name of the tailor and patronize the guy. Some creators just have unique styles which are very hard to duplicate.

But guys , I know no one is going to listen to me right? Right. Let me just go back to scrolling through all these amazing wedding pictures.

Enjoy your day guys.

 

 

How Real Are We?

What is the craziest thing you’ve done to prove your commitment to a significant other?

I think getting tattoos of names or faces has to be one of the easiest, yet most foolish things people do! It’s funny because so many people have done it, regretted it and either had to change it to something else, or go through the expensive process of removing the tattoo entirely. This is true especially for celebrities and we see them talk about their experiences, so why don’t we pay attention!?

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Myth: The One Woman Man

WHY DO PEOPLE CHEAT?!?!
Calm Down B… It’s okay, just breathe in and out and express yourself, Okay? OK.
Go ahead then

So i’m talking about this from a marriage perspective. Don’t misunderstand me, cheating in all types of relationships is wrong, but in marriage, it takes it to a whole other level. I mean, you get married, take vows before GOD and a congregation of people (usually) plus there are almost always kids involved. Why risk it all, for what exactly? 

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Its Clap Back Season People!

How Nigerian celebrities live their lives don’t really matter much to me to be honest.

But I’ve been so shocked with what has been happening recently guys. The level of savagery I see on social media nowadays is unprecedented.They have taken those gloves off!

So here I was scrolling on my social media handles like a law abiding citizen that I am and then I come across a conversation between D-Banj and some unfortunate individual on the Trailer Jam handle.

Baba even used the same trailer to jam Don Jazzy . I laughed so hard I almost fell off my chair. What made happy go lucky D-Banj descend to this level of savagery??

I wasn’t done guys. So since I’m still on the trailer jam timeline I do some digging. Possibly I could see some more interesting stuff and Oh boy! I sure did!

I give you Exhibit B. Frank Edoho and Poor Stephen aka The rubber band man  .

So harsh bro. Damn.


I’m wondering guys. Why are the gloves off? Why has 2017 become clap back season? These celebrities would usually ignore the pesky comments from the social media troublemakers but not this year . They are all on a warpath.Why so? Is it the recession ?

Beloved.  I don’t have the answers but I suggest one thing. Stay on your lane people. Life would be a much peaceful and easier place.

E go be.

Red Or Blue Pill…

There are so many notable ‘Nigerians’ making strives in different careers worldwide. Is the secret of their success solely attributed to them being outside of Nigeria? This week we talk about the success or lack there of, for those who choose, or have no choice. but to stay back. Join the conversation on social media using #utmtpodcast. Like, comment and share this podcast!

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